![]() “If only I knew what the fuck a nautical mile was,” he comments. At one point, Shark Chan tells him that a restaurant they’re meeting at for a date is “half a nautical mile” from her home. You encounter a sea slug who screams, “SUCK MAH BALLS!” The main character is a bit of a bumbling doofus. Thankfully the game doesn’t solely rely on sexist humour, but it it does remain grotesque and somewhat clumsy. Within minutes of starting the game, you have the option to ask Marina if her breasts are real. ![]() The game’s humour pokes fun at Marina, the protagonist’s boss, and her large breasts. ![]() ![]() Each of my playthroughs were relatively short, with my first being 10-15 minutes and then my subsequent tries being around 8-10. I played through the game about four different times to try to trigger different endings and results. Depending on how you have treated her, Shark Chan may give you more balls for being sweet, or take away some of your balls if you’ve been a jerk to her. You drop the balls in order to break up all the little heart bubbles. In order to sleep with Shark Chan at the end of the game, you need to score 180 points in a ping-pong-esque mini game. If you treat Shark Chan nicely, you acquire “balls” which you can use in a mini game at the end. As with many visual novels, your dialogue choices impact how well you do in the game.
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